(Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband’s penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.The couple divorsed years ago but shared a flat a common thing in russia where property is at high costst there.The man is predicted to make a full recovery but it is hard to tell. “I was burning like a torch i dont know what i did to desrve this’ says ex husband.
Steven glass a former writer for the new republic ruined his journalism career by writing false articles . Steven was a very talented writer but is now burning in hell for his actions.he wrote false articles about soldiers and stuff but will never wright for a newspaper again. He is a very bad man. He is not good.
Nick Frazier is a hip hop teen sensation who dosnt where the most style lish socks.Frazier an obvious pauly d look alike tries to stay in contest with mr savage for the best socks but mr savage usually comes out on top. Nick Frazier wearing plain white socks has no competition towards mr savages long tube socks with a Easter egg pattern going up the shin.Frazier claims he cant afford nice socks when he can obviously can afford a spray tan to look like his idol pauly d.now Frazier is living on the streets collecting penny by penny to hopefully some day be able to at least afors 1 single pair of socks since he went to jail for stealing mr savages socks.
Yesterday a ice cream truck looking llike vehicle went to the dangerous communitys giving kids in poverty hoodsie cup. Instead of a ice cream truck worker in it was a Boston Police officer.
Under the leader ship of Mayor Thomas Menino or Mummbles. The Boston police Department started Operation Hoodsie Cup Going innotive community to community giving children in need of fun and joy, hoodsie cups.
“I was waiting to get my meth when an ice cream truck with the popo in it gave me ice cream” said 5 year old Ryan Coe Many other children shared the same expirience.
”That crap was whack yo” siad Local Gangstar Jake Harrington ” The 5-0 thinks they can just come into my hood and give all the children ice cream”said furious Home Boy Nick Frazier.
In my opinion I think that was pretty whack of them in the words of Jake Harrington. I dont think they should come in my hood and bring that balony.